Dogs, mine are not the smartest.

I was recently told to go through my backyard picking up all the poop that my dogs produce, thus clearing the way for the lawnmower. It started out as a boring exercise in monotony, only my dogs were following behind sniffing their week old piles as i dragged them onto my shovel. But then my dogs showed their genius side and began to Ram into the shovel, sending turds everywhere. They had so much fun the first time that after I scooped it all up, they decided to run headfirst into it AGAIN. they did this 2 more times and it took me twice as long to pick up all their crap because they were having too much fun running into and through it. Last time I volunteer for that...