Weekend at the cabin

Hey guys, sorry i fell off the radar for a few days, but this is because i spent the last weekend at my moms, boyfriends cabin. (nice man) ANYWHO, the cabin was, fun. although it did have a few mice issues and the lewdest light switch i have ever seen, also one of the funniest. Posted above is the front door, it is a pretty small cabin, I will post more photos of my weekend extravaganza later.

Garbage cans, hoses, and swamps

Even though the title of this post sounds like a really dumb "prep" novel, it is not. It is just about how i recently found out how fun it was to fill up a garbage can with water and when it gets to the brim, DUMP IT ALL OVER THE PLACE! It was a blast until the moment that the can hit the ground from me tipping it it collapsed in on itself in an explosion of water, i though UH-OH, THE GARBAGE CAN EXPLODED. Relax, it didn't. it just caved. awesomely. then the resulting explosion of water created a swamp in my yard that my dogs had a ball rolling in and running through it. it was pretty wild.

contact me

Okay! super awesome D.K. Chronicle fan base. here is you chance to get in touch with your favorite blog author! You can contact me at dankondzela@gmail.com or, if your more of a AOL guy (or gal) then send a AOL Instant messenger message to dankondzela on AIM. just say, "hey, I love your blog" or "hey, your awesome" anyway, yeah... i'll send a "good post" this blogs way soon. trust me.

how to become popular....

how do i get this blog noticed? I know! I'll tell everyone how to solve world hunger! No. That won't work. How about giving ten bucks to every visitor. Nope. ugh. this is hard! just tell all your friends. And lets be awesome at communicating! send your fan-mail to dankondzela@gmail.com Do it! DO IT NAOAOGGHW!!!

i think i'm paranoid

how many people in the world are ready to admit they are totally 100% paranoid about inane little stuff?
I am...
I recently discovered i like my moms car, (the kind you have to manually roll up the window) more than my grandparents 'burb. i like this because i know that with a manual roll up no one will reach over and get my hand stuck in the window. with electric windows, ya never know what the driver is up too...
and I hate handling balloons of any kind, because i know as soon as i touch it the darn thing will explode in my face.
I also know for a fact that everytime i'm home alone at night, there is some crazy looking at me through the window!
So don't mess with me. i'm antsy and on the edge

Bike Trail

I like going on bike rides, and i like going on certain paths. above i've posted my favorite path to ride down, it takes about a half a minute to get to the road on the other side, and i was debating whether or not to go. I made the right choice because at the end was a pair of brand new puppies that i got to play with, but then i got outta there when i heard the owner coming...

Dogs, mine are not the smartest.

I was recently told to go through my backyard picking up all the poop that my dogs produce, thus clearing the way for the lawnmower. It started out as a boring exercise in monotony, only my dogs were following behind sniffing their week old piles as i dragged them onto my shovel. But then my dogs showed their genius side and began to Ram into the shovel, sending turds everywhere. They had so much fun the first time that after I scooped it all up, they decided to run headfirst into it AGAIN. they did this 2 more times and it took me twice as long to pick up all their crap because they were having too much fun running into and through it. Last time I volunteer for that...

Spider-Man

I liked drawing batman so much in MSpaint that I had to continue, so I drew Spider-Man today, with disappointing results. In short, it looks like he's wearing pajamas.

Fall is in the air

I was recently riding my bike around my neighborhood, when I realized just how far the leaves have gone from green to a bunch of weird colors like red and orange and yellow. i thought, WOW it's just so fantastic! so i took a snapshot with my phone right then and there and this is what i saw...

Ollie and Juno

I have 2 German shepherd puppies, both generally young, and they are named Ollie and Juno. They often have moments of pure laziness, but occasionally they just like to go off the wall nuts. here is a video of the latter state, they are fast little buggers...

Batman

Well, it's midnight, and I'm still up. Why you may ask. Probably because i have no brain. Secondly, I decided to start a drawing a picture of Batman in MSpaint. Upon completing this project, I realized two things, my Mario one was better. And secondly, wow. I have no life. And thirdly, (I just added one, don't worry) it kind of sucks.

The time we had is not gone...

I'm often saying how much I love music, but i never say who. Now, the genres, bands, and songs are VERY varied. I love so many different kinds, i think we best just get started.
One of my favorite bands, (as of press time) are The Strokes. These guys are a rock band, who have a lot of hits, the two most popular are Reptilia, and Juicebox. I love those songs, and listen to them daily.
I also like older music, like For What It's Worth by Buffalo Springfield. and a lot of songs by The Cars, my favorite being, of course, Just What I Needed!
Ugh, nevermind! the end is no where in sight! i'll just have to do this some other time!

The legend of D.C.E

My area has 3 high schools. East High (Lumberjacks) West Side (Warriors) and D.C. Everest (Easies). Now the first 2 are very respectable, but the 3rd is kind of a joke. D.C Everest is so full of, to say politely, ugly, desperate people who would date anyone that asked them out. Now, i'm sure that there are some "normal" people attending there, but, come on. No one knows that place for "normal" people. There are many legends of that place, my favorite being "if you stand within five feet of a male attending there for more than 3 hours, you'll become pregnant (females). And if you stand within 5 feet of a female attending there for more than 3 hours, she will have your baby (males). So, be aware of... D.C. EASY!!!!!!!!

Live Shout-out

I'd like to take this chance and use my little slice of the internet to say a word of thanks. Now, this word of thanks isn't how you say 'meaningful' (it is to me, and possibly to those i will list) but this live shout-out goes to a group i play with (nearly) every night on Gears of War. I will now list the group of good people i play one of my favorite games with. These people are fantastic, they all looked past the fact i was a young teenager and gave me a chance that night I moseyed into their lobby that night, and ever since I've been having a great time with them 'nearly' every night. I'm sorry, I don't know their names personally, but they are as follows
twodollars74- This guy has always got your back, you always want him on your side in an argument
heelfan9- One of the nicest people i've ever 'virtually' met.
H2Daddy- What a great guy, he's always got a positive attitude.
Bubbz21- This is the one guy who ALWAYS has a cool head.
Iceman08c-I really wish i knew you better man! you seem like such a great dude.
Bullimicsumo-Man, all i know about you is that you're in Japan or something, and that's AWESOME! hope i get to know you better over Live!
Zitpopper- Zit, you are one nice guy. I have a blast playin' gears with you.
Diggler25- you are the man, man! I have a blast playin' with you daily, and i hope there's more ahead!
Mawg004- or is it mawgoo? anyway, here's to the middle aged white guy.
Vmprblood4- dude, what a cool guy! you are one level-headed man.
matadorjp- when i first started playin' you were the guy to beat! I guess you're on one loooooong mean streak
pikthis- our internet buddy status only just begun, heres to a future of G.o.W.
damnwrightty- what a name, what a name... You are the BOMB! you're such a card:)
Skydog D- What in the world does your name mean?!?! It must be latin for 'dannydude1 killer' or something.
V1 Kam 1V- sorry for the name butchering, but it's confusing! dude, you are a LEADER and you lead to VICTORY!
If i missed anyone, i'm sorry, but you are very important to my xboxLive experience, don't hate me! plus, these people are in no way 'ordered'. They are all equally awesome, invite any one of these people to your gears of war game and you'll be in for a great game. so, Live buddies, here's to you!

FOOTBALL!

Now, I'd like to clear some stuff up. I may live in Wisconsin, but I'm no Packer fan! I am very much a Chicago Bears fan. I don't know why, my family just grew up in the Chicago suburbs area and it stuck. It's really annoying being jeered by my peers at every single Bears loss (and sometimes victory, what's that about?) but my pride for the Bears is unwavering. They may not be the best, but they are the Bears... BEAR DOWN! WOOO!

XBox Live

Hey guys, you may (not) know that I like to spend some of my free-time playing xbox 360. I am lucky enough to have a xbox live account, and I'd really like to play others who do as well! My gamertag is dannydude1, and my favorite games are Gears of War, and Call of Duty 4. I am 13 and many 13 year olds are REALLY annoying online, and I understand, but please, don't be judgemental of me! I'll look forward to playing you all soon, oh yeah, Rock Band is another favorite! send me a friend/game invite sometime!

English Homework

Okay, here's the situation. In my English class I recently was assigned to read a novel in two weeks and then proceed to write a book review about it, then for the next 30 minutes she said more words. Anyway, I was walking through my schools' library when I happened upon my FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME! This book is so fantastically amazing I almost defecated right there! I scooped it up and read it in a day (short book) remembering just how awesome it is. To cut the suspense, this book is called Maniac Magee, masterfully written by Jerry Spinelli. I felt compelled to request that (tell you to) you read this book. The character development is so fantastic that you've just gotta read it! It's about a runaway orphan, named Jeffrey Magee, who goes to a segregated town and makes friends with 'em all. With emotional development and fantastic moments along the way! READ THE BOOK!

I Love video-games!

Yeah, I like video-games. A LOT! It's sad how many people think they are the cause of death and murders. these people need to get their heads out of their buttcracks. SERIOUSLY! The world needs to open their eyes and realize that video-games are VERY MAINSTREAM and nothing is "juvenile" or "immature" about them! this viable source of entertainment has a bad name for no good reason! adults and children alike enjoy them! next time you see a video game, don't automatically assume that it is a 'waste of time' or 'money' and remember that MILLIONS of people play them daily, who knows! you might enjoy them too! But be careful, some really suck.

My favorite thing?

My favorite thing of all time is short people who think they are tough and get in your face! That way you can just shove them!

The coolest 6th graders alive, and the dumbest 7th graders.

Yesterday I stated that my school had the coolest 6th graders alive and the dumbest 7th graders, with few exceptions. I figured i would provide a visual. So today, I took some photos. The 6th graders are so awesome they agreed to a group shot! So without further ado, the COOLEST 6TH GRADERS ALIVE!!!!




So, there they are, and yes, they are awesome. But with every high there is a low. And the low to this high is the children in the grade ahead of him, so here goes... the HMMS 7th graders... (see just above lettering) the child staring at me is not a seventh grader.

A little more about myself

Okay, so I didn't want to write a bunch of stuff in my first post, but now i want to, so here goes... Okie dokie, one of my proudest moments is getting my first degree black belt, it took 4 YEARS of Tae-Kwon-Do training, FOUR YEARS!!!! The day i got it was VERY, VERY much a good one.
I'm currently located in Wisconsin, how boring, good thing i'm so exciting! I am FINALLY ana 8th grader at HMMS (Horace Mann Middle School) and the 6th graders are probably the coolest EVER! too bad the 7th graders are a bunch of TOTAL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, they are just a bunch of idiots, with FEW exceptions. But oh well...
I have a LOT of favorite websites, my inspiration for the D.K. chronicles is TheSneeze.com. really, this guy is hilarious. Another is my brothers, jacklink.typepad.com seriously, not just because he is my brother. look at it today!
Anyway, it's time for me to go to bed. i will see you readers TOMORROW!!! Peace out guys

FIRST POST!!!!!

This is my FIRST POST!!! WOOOOO! I'd like to say, thankyou, it's you- the readers- that will make this blog what it is. I'm a brand new teenager, so mad and angsty... JUST KIDDING! I'm not mad, or angsty, just a happy kid, a happy, relaxed, chillllllllllllllll kid.
So please, enjoy the blog, and MOST IMPORTANLY! Just relax. And have fun.