My glorious return!

No I did not die. I am here! And I am ready for summer. I forgot about this pathetic collection of mumblings but it is now the season of warmth and interesting happenings! I hope. But in recent news, most interestingly I got a girlfriend! Sarah Turner, yup. Also just returned from New York and Washington D.C. More on those stories later! But for now it is late and time for me to bed! so long non-existant readers.